Visual Mind Fuck

Just sayin’

Organized Mess.

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The most wicked BJ I have ever received.

Friends, 

We are now entering the world of The Vajazzle. It’s a crazy place, and I am sorry to say, it’s real. Many trusted sources such as TIME magazine, New York Magazine, even Mother Jones have written articles claiming its validity. I also hear its extremely contagious during Valentine’s Day. 

Watch out girls, you may have been vajazzled! 

Guys, it is also known to spread among us men. Just look at all these tweets.  Colloquialists have created new slang terms for manjazzling like the Pejazzle and yes, the Balljazzle. I researched the pejazzle, as well as the balljazzle, but no luck with any photos. Although, I do imagine if I was to pejazzle, or balljazzle, it may look something like this:

You may think this is funny, but it is a terribly serious manner. Did you know vajazzling can affect your sexperience?!?!  No laceration, but it may cause for inconvenience, like vajazzles on the sheets, the floor, the plates on the counter, the couch, wherever. Just be cautious, please.

If you are curious as to how much it would cost for the vajazzling treatment. I’ve done some research and found a range from $17 - $62.70 for professional vajazzling. Some places give them them away for free with a bikini or Brazilian wax! Here are some Vajazzling Businesses to check out and perhaps, get your companion for V-Day.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

This just in… Apparently Vejazzling originated from Indian Princesses having them done for their wedding night to entice the husbands. Big f*ckin’ smiley face.

So, whether it’s a special occasion or you just want bling out your genitalia, you can choose to shimmer and shine like the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree! Here is a tutorial of exactly how to do that and I am sure you will thoroughly enjoy! How to vajazzle your vajayjay like Jennifer Love Hewitt! 

Have a smooth shave and get sparkly :)

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You ain’t cool unless you got hearts for eyes.

Happy Valentines Day Everybody!

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I saw this on the back of a car while walking in the Staples parking lot. So, I looked it up and ya’ll should help out this awesome elephant who has his own song.

It’s a great lil’ video. Kinda funny, but sad.

Help free Billy - a 23-year old Asian elephant - from solitary confinement at the LA Zoo — to the PAWS sanctuary near Sacramento!